new job?

I have decided that Jared needs a new job. Accenture is great and all, but they really aren't using him to the best of his abilities. His real skills are not in "business analysis" but in commentating. My husband should be a TV or radio commentator; it would be endlessly entertaining. He is so funny when he is is commentating on the *quality* tv shows that I watch, and his banter with the radio hosts, though often offensive, is also pretty funny. So if any of you out there would like to give him a job, I promise he will perform!